Tag Archives: Terrible Towel

Homer J.’s Second Thoughts: Bengals Desecrate Towel, Shoot Selves in Head

temp2016_cin2_1218kr_2254-nfl_mezz_1280_1024

via Steelers.com

by Homer J. 

Some truths are eternal.

You don’t tug on superman’s cape

You don’t spit into the wind

You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger

And you don’t mess around with the Terrible Towel.

Jeremy Hill didn’t get the memo, and, like so many other before him, he and his confederates paid the price. 

Read more